Eton Lost Property Office Declares Independence From Reality
Eton Lost Property Office Declares Independence From Reality | Cupboard of unclaimed jumpers now larger than several actual classrooms
Tag: school life satire
Eton Tuck Shop Introduces Loyalty Card, Boys Suspicious
Eton Tuck Shop Introduces Loyalty Card, Boys Suspicious | Nine-stamp reward scheme met with unexpected wave of institutional distrust
Eton Dining Hall Introduces Number System, Chaos Predictably Follows
Eton Dining Hall Introduces Number System, Chaos Predictably Follows | Queue management reform collides directly with centuries of informal seating politics
Eton Prep Room Radiator Achieves Cult Status Among Cold Boys
Eton Prep Room Radiator Achieves Cult Status Among Cold Boys | Single working heater becomes unofficial social hub of entire boarding house
Eton Bicycle Shed Now Requires Its Own Traffic Warden
Eton Bicycle Shed Now Requires Its Own Traffic Warden | Informal parking disputes escalate into full house rivalry over bike racks
Eton Boy Builds Working Vending Machine For Illicit Snacks
Eton Boy Builds Working Vending Machine For Illicit Snacks | Engineering ambition collides directly with anti-stockpiling crackdown
Debating Society President Reveals Long-Held Fear of the Chapel Bell
Debating Society President Reveals Long-Held Fear of the Chapel Bell | Confident public speaker admits one very specific sound still makes him jump
Eton Assembly Hall Clock Blamed for Entire School Being Late
Eton Assembly Hall Clock Blamed for Entire School Being Late | Investigation finds clock seven minutes fast since at least 2016