Satire Disclaimer
Eton Collge VIP is an independent satire and commentary website.
The content published on this website may contain fictional events, fictional quotations, invented characters, parody, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm and absurd situations.
Some articles deliberately imitate conventional news reporting.
This is a comedic technique.
It does not mean that the fictional events described actually occurred.
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Eton Collge VIP is not Eton College.
The website is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, operated by or officially connected with Eton College.
References to Eton College are made because Eton College is a subject of public interest, historical discussion, cultural commentary and satire.
Fictional Quotations
Any quotation that appears within a clearly satirical or fictional article may be invented for comedic purposes.
Such quotations should not be treated as genuine statements by the person named.
Fictional Events
A fictional event is not presented as an actual event merely because the article is written in a news-like format.
Satire frequently depends upon presenting an absurd fictional scenario as though it were a serious news story.
That is part of the joke.
Exaggeration
Satirical writing often exaggerates.
Descriptions may therefore be deliberately excessive, improbable or ridiculous.
Readers should interpret such material in context.
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Readers looking for authoritative information about the school should consult official sources.
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Our Purpose
The purpose of satire is to entertain while commenting upon recognizable people, institutions, traditions and ideas.
Eton Collge VIP embraces that tradition.
If an article seems completely absurd, there is a strong possibility that this is precisely what we intended.