Eton Politics Society Holds Practice Trade Summit, Snacks Nearly Cause Incident
Eton Politics Society Holds Practice Trade Summit, Snacks Nearly Cause Incident | Delegation dispute over biscuit allocation threatens to derail international simulation
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Careers Fair’s Notoriously Stuffy Venue Prompts Genuinely Widespread, Good-Natured Complaint
Careers Fair’s Notoriously Stuffy Venue Prompts Genuinely Widespread, Good-Natured Complaint | An otherwise well-organised event is consistently undermined by one persistent infrastructure problem
Pupil’s Habit of Meditating While Waiting for the School Minibus Baffles Fellow Passengers
Pupil’s Habit of Meditating While Waiting for the School Minibus Baffles Fellow Passengers | A genuine commitment to mindfulness has extended into a setting nobody else considered particularly suitable
Eton College Confirms A Fifth Form Boy Has Been Secretly Running A Homework Trading Empire Out Of The Library Since September
Investigators say the operation involved a genuinely sophisticated exchange rate between subjects WINDSOR Eton College confirmed this week that a Fifth Form boy has been quietly operating what staff are calling a “genuinely sophisticated” homework trading network out of a corner table in the school library since the start of the autumn term, complete with an internally consistent exchange…
Eton Assembly Hall Clock Blamed for Entire School Being Late
Eton Assembly Hall Clock Blamed for Entire School Being Late | Investigation finds clock seven minutes fast since at least 2016
Eton Tuck Shop Bans Avocado Toast, Sixth Form Stages Polite Sit-In
Boys demand transparency, brunch options, and possibly a subcommittee The Announcement That Started It All Eton’s tuck shop has removed avocado toast from its short-lived brunch menu, a decision the school says was made “on catering grounds” and which the Sixth Form Political Society insists was made “on grounds no one has adequately explained.” The dish, introduced only last half…