Pupil’s Distinctive Personal Scent From His Homemade Candle Hobby Has Become a Genuine House Fixture | A dedicated crafting hobby has produced an unmistakable, entirely wholesome personal signature
Self-Checkout Machine’s Persistent ‘Unexpected Item’ Warning Baffled a Pupil Who Hadn’t Actually Moved | An automated system’s repeated confusion produced considerably more frustration than the actual situation warranted
Anonymous House Survey on Most Annoying Habits Produces Surprisingly Fierce Consensus | A lighthearted poll reveals just how much a slammed door can unite a house in irritation
Eton Housemaster Bans Word Character From All Announcements | Overuse of morale-building vocabulary finally reaches breaking point
Crew says protest was symbolic, admits boat was also just quite old A Protest on the Water Members of Eton’s Boat Club deliberately swamped one of the club’s older training boats on the Thames on Saturday morning, in what crew members describe as a “symbolic act” over the school’s refusal to install Wi-Fi in the erging shed, where boys complete…
