College and Oppidans still cannot agree on what, precisely, a goal is A Feud Older Than the Photocopier The Eton Wall Game, a muddy, low-scoring contest played annually along a slightly curved brick wall, has once again produced a scoring dispute so intense that masters have been forced to convene an emergency Court of Wall Game Appeals, a body that…
Pupil’s Confidently Purchased ‘Final Sale’ Jumper Turned Out to Be Genuinely, Irreversibly the Wrong Size | A tempting discount produced considerably less practical value than the original price would have
A rare self-critical look at Eton College VIP’s own archive, published on the site itself There’s something genuinely unusual about a satire site turning its own critical eye on itself, but an honest review deserves the same standard regardless of who’s publishing it, so here’s a close, unsentimental read of the Eton College VIP archive, warts included, from the inside.…
