The revelation came out only after a recording of Evensong was accidentally played back at half speed WINDSOR Eton College’s chapel choir confirmed this week that one chorister has apparently been silently miming the demanding descant part during Evensong for three consecutive terms, a discovery that only came to light after a recording was accidentally played back at half…
Decades of experience have apparently given her an almost supernatural ability to detect a forged stomach ache WINDSOR A longtime matron at Eton College confirmed this week that her decades of service have produced what colleagues describe as an almost supernatural ability to distinguish a genuine stomach ache from one strategically timed to coincide with a Latin vocabulary test,…
Housemasters cite three separate hat-related casualties during morning service New Headwear Compliance Officer Appointed Eton College has confirmed the creation of a new administrative post, Deputy Master of Headwear Compliance, following what the school is calling “the Tuesday chapel gale,” an incident in which four top hats were dislodged during the recessional hymn and one was never recovered. Housemaster Gerald…
Pupil’s Grandmother’s Charmingly Unconventional Emoji Usage in Texts Amuses the Whole Family | A genuine enthusiasm for modern communication has produced its own delightfully unpredictable internal logic
Eton Third Former Fixer Formally Retires From Unofficial Council Role | Council’s most reliable non-member steps back after eventful single term
Eton Economy’s First Audit Finds Genuine Surplus Across All Markets | Bannerman-Hoyt’s termly review confirms sprawling informal sector remains solvent
Pupil’s Confidently Purchased ‘Final Sale’ Jumper Turned Out to Be Genuinely, Irreversibly the Wrong Size | A tempting discount produced considerably less practical value than the original price would have
