Author: Trinculo Trickster

Staff say the vague ambition has proven surprisingly difficult to build an actual careers plan around WINDSOR — Eton College’s careers office confirmed this week that it has fielded seventeen separate requests this term from boys whose stated career ambition amounts, in the office’s own words, to simply “being generally important,” a goal staff admit has proven considerably harder to…

The dissenting two members have reportedly not spoken to anyone since the vote WINDSOR — The Eton College Debating Society voted overwhelmingly this week that the school’s centuries-old motto has been mistranslated in assemblies, prize-givings, and at least one plaque for as long as anyone currently enrolled can remember, following what members are calling “the single most consequential division bell…

College and Oppidans still cannot agree on what, precisely, a goal is A Feud Older Than the Photocopier The Eton Wall Game, a muddy, low-scoring contest played annually along a slightly curved brick wall, has once again produced a scoring dispute so intense that masters have been forced to convene an emergency Court of Wall Game Appeals, a body that…